Quick, run out and sign up for a Facebook, Twitter & Youtube account.  Hurry!
DefCon 4
July 23. 2009.

Don’t get me wrong, there is a ton of potential in Social Media.  I am convinced of this.  What’s funny though is that small businesse love to run out and create accounts thinking that something magic is going to happen.  To make matters worse, they immediately start posting specials or a link to their home page on every Tweet/Post.  Marketing behaviors in small (and medium) sized businesses is very predictable.  How do we react?

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A day in the life of a designer, developer or marketer
DefCon 5
June 13. 2009.

Something strange happens to smart people when they have to buy a service - especially something that they can’t touch or feel.  Regardless of the application, site or marketing piece can generate ROI and pay for itself in two months, a void sets in at the expense of the provider.  If anyone has spent any amount of time in the Internet or design industry they have experienced this anomaly on many of occasions.

Every once in a while something brilliant like this video comes along.  I pay homage to whomever created this.  It is pure genius and obviously produced by someone who...well, gets it.

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Disjointed Marketing Efforts & Dead-End Websites
DefCon 3
May 21. 2009.

One of the recurring problems I’ve see over the years is that clients don’t understand the importance of creating a connection across their marketing efforts.  Additionally, they have a tough time understanding that a website is more than just a few pages of information (home, about, products & contact us).  In a world where marketers MUST deliver results, we need our clients to understand that their marketing efforts shouldn’t ‘stop’ with their current website.  Rather, they must continually to evaluate their marketing game plan and create consistent forward movement.  This often starts with the website - a website that they don’t want to change right now. 

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Customer Service, Attitudes and THE Recession
DefCon 4
April 03. 2009.

I came across this article today that takes a toung-in-cheek look at businesses and how they are reacting to the economy.  Any and all businesses can relate to this as reality forced itself upon us in the service sector.  Old attitudes = bad.  Work harder, longer hours and set egos aside = good.  I have a feeling this newfound spirit will last.  It certainly will for the Pilot himself.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30014675/

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The Fire Under your Ass and Creativity - They Go Together like Peas and Carrots
DefCon 4
March 06. 2009.

Well, here we are.  Another fabulous day for the market.  Many online agencies are probably still making ends meet because the drop-off in economic activity probably hasn’t affected you just yet.  But are you willing to bank on this fact?  The need for Internet-based communications will remain.  But this doesn’t mean that there won’t be changes ahead for our industry.  Have you lit a fire yet under your ass?  If not, you might want to consider doing so.  Read on..

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Tough Times - Tough Marketing.  Invest in Your Customer, be Creative and Do More with Less.
DefCon 3
December 23. 2008.

The more I think about the economic mess we are in, the more I become convinced that marketers will have to focus more on human-oriented efforts.  As much as I am a fan of newer forms of marketing - which I will continue to pursue - we cannot forget that the fundamentals of marketing remain the same.  Provide a good product or service and take care of your customers.  Period. 

I’ve been hearing the phrases ‘invest in your customer’ more and more.  And I think it typifies what we as designers, developers and marketers must do.  Aside from having to work harder and do more with less (that’s what we all need to do during these times) we have to stay focused on the consumer and make sure that we are using our time wisely.  A recent article from Advertising Age caught my attention and reaffirmed these notions.  Read on.

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Pondering Inbound Projects - A quick study for an Agency
DefCon 4
December 15. 2008.

I always appreciate good humor.  And this is a funny blog below by Jeffrey Zeldman.

20 signs you don’t want that web design project

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The Website is Down!  All interactive agencies will love this one.
DefCon 1
September 13. 2008.

You gotta love this one smile An absolutely brilliant mash-up that anyone in the industry can appreciate.


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How to NOT be a Jack-ass during the client-agency introduction process
DefCon 2
September 12. 2008.

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It is very important to speak your mind as an industry professional.  Case and point, a client comes to you and asks you, ‘What do you think about our current website?’ (or campaign material, print, video..etc).  The client may be considering having their site redesigned even though they are engaging you for online marketing or something else.  Well, in the past I would have probably said, “Well, I think there are some good things about this site, the designer did this well, did that well, but it might benefit to do ‘this’ or ‘that’.” This method constitutes the ‘politically correct’, on-the-fence, no-balls way of saying things.  Going this route as a professional can be just as bad as ‘acting a fool’.

Now, on the other side of the spectrum, if you say something like, “You’ve got to be kidding me, this is a freakin’ joke - who’s the Jack-ass that built this application (or designed this)?.  Take either of these routes and you just shot yourself in the foot.  Read on…

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Beware of the RFP! Get over your giddyness and take a closer look at your RFP’s
DefCon 4
August 28. 2008.

RFP's suck - RFPs good or bad?
Ah yes, it used to feel so good.  Manila envelope.  Big business contacting you.  Big budget.  And then you start reading a bunch of gosh darn gibberish that makes absolutely no sense and doesn’t tell you anything about the project.  But this post isn’t about those companies, city or government affiliated knuckleheads who used a template (previously used for paving their parking lot) and re-purposing it for a web agency.  This post is to bring to light another interesting scenario where you are completely unaware of your competition.  My story begins here…

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Get Paid to Think - not task.
DefCon 1
August 08. 2008.

Sometimes fulfilling tasks in the marketing industry will get the bills paid. For example; ‘Build an application that does exactly this’, ‘convert this to HTML’, ‘produce a commercial with this footage and storyboard’...etc. 

We’ll always have ‘tasks’ to do for our clients.  But my friends, if this is all we are ever going to do with our creative design and development resources, then we could just as easily be fixing cars, bikes, machines, or even computers.  Within our profession we tend to know how to get things done.  A client comes in and wants an agency to tackle a marketing initiative.  Of course, they shouldn’t have to worry about whether or not we know how what CODEC to produce a video in, what language to write web applications in, they just want it built/created.  We are the experts.  But at the same time, the client should not be dictating the process or creative direction.  There is a big difference in asking someone to ‘produce’ something versus ‘creating’ something.  If you are a designer (or developer) and find that you’re spending a lot of time explaining things, miscellaneous tasks that are unrelated to your expertise, and are busy doing, well...’busy’ work, then you seriously need to evaluate where you are going.  I suspect that we all have to deal with various mundane tasks, but I’ve learned that the more pressure you have to ‘perform’ (and thus think) the better off you’ll be as a professional in your industry.

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We are looking to appoint a marketing firm. Could you put together a proposal?
DefCon 5
June 30. 2008.

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Here’s a beauty.  A potential client contacts an agency and asks about its services. After a brief response email about who the company is and the services it provides, the client lo and behold asks for a proposal!  Now this would be fairly normal except that the client hadn’t said a damned thing about what it is that they wanted done?  The person (with a law degree) simply asked for a proposal after being introduced to the agency.  A proposal for what? What are we going to propose? Design your bathroom, back yard, a flyer for a babysitter that you can post on your mailbox? Wash your car?  A proposal without any information about the project.  That’s just wonderful.  I mean..I already know that most people are lazy and don’t want to have to actually think or work - and would prefer that others did it for them.  But this goes beyond those awe-inspiring emails that say, ‘we want a website for our new company, how much does it cost?’.  At least these people provide a tiny morsel for us to chew on.  I may have a solution for this problem though.  I’d like to create some kind of email that will deliver a small, but slightly painful electric shock to the recipient. Does anyone have any ideas how to build this sort of application? 

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The Communication Process - Importance of Educating the Client
DefCon 3
June 02. 2008.


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Nearly every marketing project inevitably has moments where there is an assumption about what is, or is not to be done with regard to the deliverables.  Sometimes these moments passively slip by, and the Agency realizes that it’s probably better to just the item out versus going through a long explanation of why it should be a change-order.  And other times, a small item that becomes a ‘change order’ can inflame the whole situation.  So how can we best avoid these scenarios.  Well, first, we have to pick our battles.  Is it a good client?  If so, sometimes it’s best to lay low and knock it out (assuming it’s not an over-the-top request).  If it’s a difficult client and it is an over-the-top request, well, put on your seat belt.

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Introducing New Concepts:Communicating Value to Clients
DefCon 2
April 15. 2008.

It’s easier (and less expensive) to sell to existing clients than to find or sell to a new client.  This is a common principle in sales.  But how do online marketing agencies communicate value for newer concepts?  This is a tough one, expecially if the client is not familiar with the topic. Take for instance, online marketing.  The conversation starts off about how you can help drive more business to the client, return on investment, but eventually you have to start explaining how SEM/SEO, PPC, Social Networking, Link building, Video marketing all work…

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Kenny Rogers and His Marketing Genius
DefCon 1
February 21. 2008.

While I am not a fan of country music, I do try to recognize inspiration and wisdom from all walks of life.  So what then could an old country singer provide to the marketing industry in the form of advice?  Well, I reckon there is a golden nugget in this hear post because I’ve had an epiphany (’epiphery’ if you’ve seen a certain episode of ‘The Office’wink.  Becoming a better marketing service provider is ultimately our goal, but becoming efficient at what we do is even more important.  That’s why this song is such a gosh-darn brilliant lesson to designers and marketers alike.  Because, if you gonna learn to play the game boy, ya gotta learn to play it right.

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Marketing & Creative Consultants - Are We Doing Our Job?
DefCon 3
February 15. 2008.

Here at StormPilot.us, we spend a fair amount of time venting some of our frustrations.  While browsing through a recent issue of .NET magazine, Jason Walsh (of moduszine.com) touched on some agency/client topics.  A good read.  So it got me to thinking, we spend a lot of time talking about shortcomings on the client side, but what about our own errors?  One of the most frustrating scenarios for any agency is missed deadlines and the inability of the designer, developer or creative team to manage their time properly.

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Helping Your Cause | Helping Clients Prepare for their Marketing Project
DefCon 5
February 01. 2008.

This is an important one that continues to be probably the single best deterrent for bad projects that anything else...a client’s preparation for their project.  Many of us know that potential clients are very likely to come in an agency’s door and are usually not equipped with much information (on paper) about their project.  They may be able convey some of their ideas via conversation, but oftentimes their thoughts can be a convoluded mess.  Here is an agency’s perspective about project preparation that speaks to this scenario. 

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Clients, contractors, designers & developers…will always busier than you
DefCon 2
January 14. 2008.

Have you ever noticed that when you speak to a client their lives (and schedules) are always busier than yours?  In fact, every person I run across in this industry inevitably (in their mind) is busier than me.  This being said, they automatically assume that you should work with their schedule - and in the end you are a lesser being.  smile I listed this as one of the last industry truisms in a previous post.. but wanted to touch on it just a bit further.

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Dealing With Client Delays and Extended Timelines
DefCon 4
December 04. 2007.

Your contract has just been signed.  The deposit check just came in (on time) in an overnight envelope in a big brown truck.  You’ve landed the new client, payment is in, team is excited, creative energy is abound and it seems to be the best creative web design project that your agency has come across in some time.  All you need to do is knock out the project within the 3-month timeline and as soon as it is done you will be sipping chi-chi’s six months later on some beatiful tropical coastline, enjoying all your hard efforts and success.  This sounds nice...but snap out of it dreamer boy as you’re client is planting a time-line bomb.

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CEO’s and Business Owners Do Not Design! …..   Let Agencies do the Work!
DefCon 4
November 07. 2007.

Why does everyone try to do something that they aren’t good at?  Why do clients try to design their own logo? Why does a financial CEO try to design his own website (or worse, have his or ‘friend’ do it?).  The same goes for print, video and anything else.  I will even go as far as saying that Marketing will often over-step their creative boundaries and can too immersed in the design process - when their primary role should be choosing the right team to execute their ideas, or better yet their goals & objectives.  Hiring an agency is about relinquishing control of the creative process to someone who has the experience and talent to deliver results.  Read more…

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Top Eight People to Watch Out For in Creative Projects
DefCon 5
October 18. 2007.

Beware.  There are certain types of people that you need to avoid when moving into a new project.  I’ve assembled a list of these wonderful personalities which can make projects, well...interesting to say the least.  Take a look and let us know if you’ve seen these people around.

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Maintaining the Upper Hand: Don’t Send That Email!
DefCon 5
September 26. 2007.

“Know that a word suddenly shot from the tongue is like an arrow shot from the bow. Son, that arrow won’t turn back on its way; you must damn the torrent at its source.” - Rumi

We’ve all been there.  A client sends an email that is completely ignorant, biting, without merit and utterly ridiculous.  Sending email when your mad as hell, well, isn’t a good idea.  Within the online industry, where a large portion of our client communication takes place via email, it is very important for the agency or service provider to maintain the upper hand and not write a knee-jerk response.

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Tone of Voice | Make Like a Pilot, Speak Easy and Gain Trust
DefCon 2
September 04. 2007.

I remember being on a conference call with a friend of mine.  I tend to wear my emotions on my sleeve - and in my voice and thus I noted how the inflection of his voice remained very low-key when speaking about a sensitive subject with the client.  I made a remark that he sounded like a pilot of a passenger airplane - you know, the one that comes on about 30 minutes or so into the flight and says something like, “Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is Captain ‘Jack Sparrow’ we just reached our cruising altitude of 30,000 feet.  We have slight tail wind which should get us into the gate about 10 minutes early...’.  Did you ever notice that the pitch of their voice never really goes up or down?  They must have a school for this.  Anyway, I thought a little more about this…

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2+2=3 | Scoping Projects and Compensation - Tales from the Dark Side
DefCon 5
August 24. 2007.

I just had to post, and analyze this recent lead...shame on me.

“I am looking for someone to help me with a company I’m starting… I posted the following on Guru, is this something that you do also?”

“I am starting a #### service company. I need a new site that will effectively get my message out to potential customers.  The site design will need to be excellent and I require someone who can come up with several different excellent homepage designs for me to choose from. The company/website name has not been picked yet but will be shortly...”

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Conservative Clients & Interactive Agencies - A Bad Match-up
DefCon 3
August 13. 2007.

When chatting with friends at other agencies or reading my favorite web magazine - .NET, I often come across the same comments from designers and creative directors in the industry.  They say something to the effect of, ”It is frustrating to deal with clients who want to hire an interactive agency, do so, and then turn around and go conservative - not wanting to do something that is too bold”.  I’m not talking about coming up with the next great viral video, or even coming up with some crazy-cool design...I’m talking about clients that hire agencies for our expertise - and then try to tell us how, or how not to do something.  Or even worse, the client edits, edits and edits some more, while converting you into a production (not creative) agency, until the final product looks like something from 1995. Read on…

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Internet Marketing | Design Industry Truisms meets Murphy’s Laws
DefCon 1
July 20. 2007.

Designers, and Developers alike have to fight the tendency to get bitter over time.  Why?  In our industry, it’s easy to get stepped on, kicked when you’re down, and turned turned into a slave.  Furthermore, the process can easily repeat itself if you don’t choose your clients correctly.  And sometimes, even when things do seem to be going ok, Murphy’s law can kick into effect.  So if we combine Murphy’s laws with some industry ‘truisms’ we get something that looks like the following…

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Why Consultants & Developers Need to Protect their Time
DefCon 4
July 10. 2007.

This post is dedicated to all those hard-working and competent (yes, I said competent) designers, developers and marketers who happen to be nice guys/gals.  Running a business and/or being a consultant tends to wear on the psyche over time.  I remember the days when I was young, innocent and the only thing that ever came out of my mouth is ‘yes’, ‘sure’, ‘golly gee Mr. client you are asking for a lot, but ok I’ll do it’.  I will give you a piece of advice before you click into the meat of this post.  Are you ready?  Ok, here it is.  If you do not value your time, no one will. The bottom line is that consultants and developers need to protect their time.  Read on.. by clicking on “more” below.

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Hair Pieces and Desperation | So very easy to detect
DefCon 4
June 29. 2007.

Have you ever noticed that it is super easy for humans to spot any type/form of a hair piece?  Someone could spend a butt-load of money to have a very special section of customized hair to place on their grape, but no matter what they do they just can’t fool human perception.  I mean, ‘the flop’ (aka: comb-over) is bad enough, but a hair piece is always easily spotted.  So why the heck am I talking about hair pieces when I should be talking about websites, applications, print & marketing?  Well, when you really want a project and are desperate for income, your potential clients will sniff this out like nobody’s business.  Read on..

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‘Content’ or Discontent | Educating the Client About Copy
DefCon 3
June 12. 2007.

This post is primarily for web and print designers.  Remember that project where you finished a design of the website (or print piece) and the client realized that ‘Lorem Ipsum Dolor’ just wouldn’t be enough to sell their product or service?  Then, after the client realized that they don’t have any copy, they kept hinting about you just ‘filling in some content’ or ‘can you use this or that to put some content together’?  Well, if this sounds familiar read on…

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Learning When and How to Say “NO” - Web, Print & Marketing
DefCon 5
June 02. 2007.

One of the hardest things I had to learn in creating a business was to learn how to say ‘No’.  I came from a mentality that I must take any project that comes my way.  There are a couple schools of thought on how young independent contractors should look at their business, but I have certainly learned one very important fact: ONE MUST ABSOLUTELY LEARN TO SAY NO TO EXISTING AND PROSPECTIVE CUSTOMERS

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To Charge or Not To Charge | A Design Portfolio Conundrum
DefCon 3
May 28. 2007.

I was once told by an old wise man that “The number one mistake young entreprenuers make is that they don’t charge enough for their services.”.  In many cases, this is certainly true.  Yet, when he told me this I couldn’t help wondering how I would have been able to build a solid Marketing Agency Portfolio without doing a little work here and there for free.  In a previous post, I mentioned some of the deadly sins of marketing and one of these sins was doing work for free.  Since I am contradicting myself a bit here, I’d like to explore this a little further, so let’s have a look…

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Managing the Project Timeline (Do or Die)
DefCon 3
May 21. 2007.

This is a topic that both parties (Heroes & Villains) can read but I will direct this primarily to clients (aka Villains).  One of the questions asked of marketers and design professionals is ‘How long will this project take?’ or ‘We’d like to finish everything by such and such date, are you going to be able to do this?’.  My answer for potential clients is usually the same.  In 90+% of all projects it will be the client who will delay the project past the projected launch date. This is not good, this is not bad, this is just the way it is.

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Need a Design Quote ASAP!
DefCon 3
May 14. 2007.

Careful now.  I just received an email today where the potential client seems to be in a major hurry to get a quote.  Yes, I know everyone wants their quote yesterday, but it’s always a little odd for me to receive the rush act via email (Red Flag #1).  She is asking for a quote on a large, several page brochure design, copywriting and photoshoping and she says that ‘her company’ is in need of this.  Well, my little Princessant - let’s let’s see what Mr. P. Diddy Google has to say about your name…

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‘Creating’ Versus ‘Implementing’ a Design for a Client
DefCon 3
May 09. 2007.

If you’d like to save yourself some angst with future clients, please read further.  Picture if you would, a good lead.  Everything seems just peachy keen, potential client contacts you because they ‘saw some of your work’ or were referred to you by another one of your clients - and they may even mention that you do ‘really good work’.  There is one very simple thing that you need to know when taking on a project, and that is, ’What will your (the service provider) job be, and what does the client really want from you.’

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Deadly Sins When Working With Clients in The Web, Print & Video Industry
DefCon 5
May 03. 2007.

We all make mistakes.  I certainly have.  And I am not always right in my opinions about the web & media industry.  Still, there are certain mistakes that we make as marketing consultants, designers, videographers & developers that can really make our lives miserable.  Here are a few:

  • Doing work for free
  • Failing to manage client expectations
  • Not drawing up a simple contract that covers some key elements


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For Those Who Seek Designers, Developers and Marketers!
DefCon 1
May 01. 2007.

Ok, so if you’ve read the posts in others sections you may think that we have it out for all clients.  This is certainly not the case.  Amidst the many bad clients, there are also good clients that allow us to form a healthy, long-term relationship with the services we provide.  The ’Villains‘ section will hopefully help educate prospective clients on how to approach an agency - the things you should know, suggestions that we can give you that might make the overall process much easier for both parties.

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Bad Client Stories From the Front Lines
DefCon 5
May 01. 2007.

We’ve all been there.  Whether you are in Video, Web, Graphic Design, Marketing..etc, we’ve all been in scenarios where we just couldn’t understand what the heck was going on with the client.  Perhaps it was a project that you had long ago - one that made you think of doing things to the person on the other end of the phone that you only see in a Hollywood movie.  Or perhaps you got yourself into a nice little legal battle because your client wanted more than they paid for.  Or better yet, maybe your point of contact at said company was new there, and trying to make a name for themselves?  Whatever the situation, I know there are some good stories out there and we’d like to hear them.

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The Small Design Project - Easy Right?
DefCon 3
April 26. 2007.

We’ve all been down this road.  A small project comes along and it of course has a small budget.  You think to yourself, ‘hey, I get this project in/out, get a portfolio piece, and we’re done in two weeks!’.  Ahh, if life would only be so simple.

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Prospective Clients | Words and Phrases that Raise Red Flags
DefCon 4
April 24. 2007.

In the military there are certain acronyms, or one or two-syllable words that people can utter that let you know immediately that something is wrong.  Words like “Mayday”, or “Gun!”, “Fire”, “Bomb” or evn “Bogey, 6 o’clock”...you catch my drift. So should there be terms in the design industry that we can utter amongst ourselves when we hear or see things that raise red flags.  Picture if you would - a lead has been generated and you are speaking with the prospective customer for the first time and they say something like, “We are looking for a web designer to design something that will, uhh, put us up on the top of the web page - you know, with hyperlinks (annunciated dramatically) and photos - yeah, can we get have our company information on Google.com?”.  Say what? Hyperlink what!, WTF are you talking about?!

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Creative Control of a Design Project - For whom?
DefCon 3
April 23. 2007.

Before starting any kind of project (ie. web design, print design, interface design..etc), you must know what the client has running around in their grapes (heads).  You see, from experience, I’ve learned that everyone has the capacity to think that they are a designer or have some kind of creative talent.

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The “Lorem Ipsum Dolor” Warning
DefCon 1
April 22. 2007.

There are many things that you don’t want to hear from a client - especially a new client.  If one heeds warning signs of a potential client, you the design, developer or marketing may save yourself a lot of trouble.  One comment that can definitely send up a red flag and it is ”the site design looks great, but why is it written in Italian?”

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Designers, Developers and Marketers Unite!
DefCon 1
April 22. 2007.

This blog has been a long time coming.  I’ve thought of different ways to voice my opinion about this industry and the clients that I’ve run into.  When I talk to other agencies it doesn’t take long to realize that I am not the only one in the world who has suffered some.  I’m no saint, nor to I purport to be holier than though, but I would like to think that I have become somewhat competent within the Interactive Marketing industry.

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